and i looked up. we had an audience...
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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