No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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