Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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