OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I got married tonight..
I'd like to first of all congratulate you on your marriage. Secondly, probably one of the best drunk texts I've ever received. Unless you were sober, then that text was awkward.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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