And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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