just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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