is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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