I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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