If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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