That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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