there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He said it was fake. Like really? Hey baby, I wanna sleep with you, so here's a picture of a fake tiny dick
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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