I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
Randomize
