My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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