it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
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