just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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