so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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