I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
Such a big mess for such a small penis
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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