Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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