It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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