weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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