So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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