YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
Can Purell be used as lube?
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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