two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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