do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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