it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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