It's Friday. Sex?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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