is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
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