brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
GOOD IDEA: Stealing the bike a couple blocks away so I don't have to walk. BAD IDEA: riding bike for the first time in years drunk as hell. I'm bleeding and my body hurts and once again I can't find my car.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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