I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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