You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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