can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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