After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Randomize
