wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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