problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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