sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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