mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
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