What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
You have to summon your inner elephant
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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