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yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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