upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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