Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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