Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
My vagina is very pro this idea
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
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