the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
BRING THE BAGELS
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
