Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
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