using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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