Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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