It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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