covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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