You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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