only you would photoshop your dick
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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