Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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