ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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