He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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